Three Cheese Pizza

Things didn't work out, so here I am trying to make something of this blog.
The plants mostly all died. Sorry to kill the happy bubble. Trust me, I am just as upset as you are...
I plan on growing more plants in the near future and spreading awareness of my life-isms as they have to do with the babes. We will have to wait and see.

Onward!

Time for a new chapter.
I am thinking this blog will be whatever the F I feel like posting.
BUT! my focuses will be on expectations vs. reality
- and occasional grocery shopping lists that I find while I am working at my favorite grocery store.

It will still be an educational blog, with occasional reliefs of humor (hopefully I can make this worth your read and brighten your day). And, hopefully I can save you some sweet sweet paper that I know you all work so very hard to earn.


Our first expectations vs. reality will be a focus on this pizza:

 

I was wandering Kroger, my local grocery supply store, and I made it to their delightful organics department. (+1 for Kroger!) After I carefully selected my avocados and yogurts, this caught my eye. "I don't have to cook dinner tonight!" - my thoughts. Who doesn't love a cheese pizza - not even a (one) cheese pizza, a THREE cheese pizza (unless you are vegan)? So I was the sucker that bought this thing.

 

FFs (Fun Facts):

Certified USDA Organic Seal

$5.00 - $6.00

Located at Kroger grocery store, it is a Kroger brand.

 

EXPECTATIONS SCORE: 8/10

REALITY SCORE 4/10:

 

As I unwrapped the pizza, all I thought was "wtf?"

The oven was preheated. I was ready to put that sucker in and wait for some magic to happen. Such high expectations...

 

So basically, it came out looking like those Totino's Pizzas that I refer to as "garbage pizzas" that I used to buy from Wal-Mart when I was in college. - 99 cents, conventional everything and makes your chest hurt after eating it. (TOTINO'S!) It definitely did not look appetizing (3.5/10). However, by this time I was pretty hungry, so I split this pizza and... it tasted "normal". The cheese wasn't amazing, the sauce had a small bite to it, and the crust was, well... existing. (When I say "normal" I mean nothing out of the ordinary). The only good thing out of this came the satisfaction that it was USDA Organic Certified and I felt full after eating it. (USDA Organic Seal)

 

YOU HAVE BEEN JUDGED

(Drum Roll)

dadadadadadadadada *TINK*

 

I will not buy it again. Can you blame me?

Has anyone else tried this product before? Comments and thoughts are encouraged!

 

Until next time.