Psuedoscorpion AHH!

As I sat on my sofa and watched a movie - "The Brass Teapot" (it's a decently enjoyable movie with a positive message, you can find it on Netflix) - I noticed something CRAWLING ON MY WALL!!!!

So I Googled "Little bug with crab claws" and found out I have psedoscorpions! At first, I was disgusted. But then after reading further, they are of no harm to humans. In fact, they help us because they eat all the other bugs we really don't want around. Here is my psuedoscorpion. It is not nearly as ugly as the other ones they have online. If anyone thinks I mislabeled this little guy, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!

 

Clay

I just wanted everyone to know that I am miserable and trying to find a second job. My idea was to become a master artist so I decided to make a clay hand. I mean, my talents are CLEARLY endless.

That page is from the book "How to Make Clay Characters" by Maureen Carlson.
My cousin gave it to me but you can buy one here: This is the link to buy the book on Amazon.