Donut Peach / Saturn Peach - New discovery.

Yesterday I made a trip to Kroger... and was trying to get around a lady in the produce isle by backtracking past the peaches... What caught my eye was what I thought was a genetically grown smashed peach... There was a pile of them with no price or label as to what it really was, but I just HAD to get one. (It cost me 36 cents)... $2.99/lb @ .12lbs

^One medium bite showing the buttercream-colored flesh

Donut peach pit is small, as anticipated.

Would I pay 36 cents again? Probably.

The flavor and texture of the skin and flesh of the peach are practically the same as a regular peach (to me, although I haven't had a regular peach in a long time), except it took about 6-7 medium bites (did not peel it) to eat whereas a regular peach might take double to triple the amount.
 
I imagine this would be ideal for children's lunches or a snack for people on a calorie-based diet.

A quick list on why my discovery was worthwhile.

And a special thanks to China for introducing this into our culture.

-D

Psuedoscorpion AHH!

As I sat on my sofa and watched a movie - "The Brass Teapot" (it's a decently enjoyable movie with a positive message, you can find it on Netflix) - I noticed something CRAWLING ON MY WALL!!!!

So I Googled "Little bug with crab claws" and found out I have psedoscorpions! At first, I was disgusted. But then after reading further, they are of no harm to humans. In fact, they help us because they eat all the other bugs we really don't want around. Here is my psuedoscorpion. It is not nearly as ugly as the other ones they have online. If anyone thinks I mislabeled this little guy, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!

 

Clay

I just wanted everyone to know that I am miserable and trying to find a second job. My idea was to become a master artist so I decided to make a clay hand. I mean, my talents are CLEARLY endless.

That page is from the book "How to Make Clay Characters" by Maureen Carlson.
My cousin gave it to me but you can buy one here: This is the link to buy the book on Amazon.

New Homeowner

Hellooo

SERIOUSLY
Buying a house is some gahddamn work. Let me tell you!

I am going to show you some photos to describe our early experience with purchasing a home. For reference, our house falls between $50,000 to $160,000 and was built in the early 1960's... I don't want to give out too much info on here. It is a 3 bedroom 2 full bath, kitchen, living and dining space with an additional living space in the "basement".

WIN: Rumor has it that small modifications and repairs are $100 every time you do something for it. Well, before we even moved, I managed to pick up a few things to clean with which was roughly $100. I got all of these items at Target and they were all 5% and 10% off because of the target coupon app - Cartwheel. The light bulb was an impulse buy because it was on sale and it just so happened to come in handy within the first week when the light went out in the laundry room. I felt like I won so hard.

FAIL: A little blurry, I know. I am a professional photographer after all. But this mop I got at Meijer. It was the most expensive of its type - Casa Bella roughly $20. I thought it was hard win - lightweight, visually appealing, and functional. My intentions were to use it to wipe off the walls. Unfortunately, this was not exactly the right tool to use. The sponge was hard to maneuver and water dripped down the walls. Old rags and a bucket of water and vinegar seemed to do the trick instead.

WIN: Don't forget one of these. Yes that is a toilet bowl brush. 

WIN: You're going to make a bunch of these. On paper, napkins and cardboard.

GROSS: If you are not buying a new house, you may have a lot of this. Dust. (And wall paneling!)

And this:

...from your kitchen cabinets. Eww. 

But you might opt to do this in addition to cleaning:

WIN: Contact paper. It comes in a variety of patterns. White shows everything and contact paper is thin, so I wouldn't recommend it for anyone unless they are brand new cabinets. Our existing cabinets had contact paper in them with cougars and zebras... possibly from the 70s as we concluded that the current cabinets in our kitchen are not original. I was able to find contact paper at Ace Hardware ... the one location had contact paper, but the other location did not have any when I went to pick up more. The price of a roll was about $7-12. I have a million receipts and I don't feel like going through them right now. I covered 5 base cabinets and 3 upper cabinets with 4 rolls. I have two extra rolls. I saved the strips as I was cutting and used them to cover in the far back of the cabinets. It took me around 8 hours to do all of the cabinets and it is a total pain in the ass.

Overall, I would say that time and money become and extremely valuable thing when you become a homeowner. I would suggest anyone to save at least $5,000 - $10,000 for initial repairs, save all receipts.

We started with less than $1000.

The top ten things I would suggest a new homeowner to invest in (small things):

1. Bleach/vinegar (I used vinegar to clean mostly, because bleach is potent and I hate the smell)

2. Cut old shirts / pj pants for rags and wash them to save $$

3. Sponge/scrub mop & bucket

4. GLOVES. lots of these. (like 12 sets to start per person)
5. Cheap scrub sponges (like 8... $3/pack of 2) and a scrub brush to discard ($4)
6. Paper towel  - for those really nasty things you don't want to use rags on

7. Ladder/step stool

8. Flashlight

9. Scissors

10. NEW LOCKS FOR THE DOORS!

We are renovating our bathroom and I decided this will be a future topic of discussion.

- D

La Le Updatee.

OHHH HI

In my last post, I was super excited to grow my terrarium. WELL let me tell you something.
The seeds grew... and they grew some more. BUT.

:(

Alas, they cease to exist.
They grew to about 1 inch and then it got too wet inside, some of the plants became brown, and a little mold grew, so naturally I took the top off. I don't know what it was, but apparently that didn't help because everything DIED!! D=

Except for one of course.
But then it died too.


SO.


Lets talk about growing up and what it takes to be a fully developed, well-rounded, societal-adjusted woman. Currently where I live, the way of it all is to get married, buy a house and have babies.
So far so good I have successfully avoided any pregnancies. And like previous posts, this engagement thing is happening.
So about the wedding... It's been a slow-go and very unorganized path, but I figured out some goodies. YAY!
I think I will have a Mediterranean spread for a late lunch. My uncles confirmed we can have our wedding in their backyard (SO THANKFUL!!) and I am allowing my mother to buy my dress because that's what's going to make her happy. Kyle (my fiancé) and I wanted the option of having the wedding in our own backyard of our own house. SO the house hunt continues.

Trying to find a house with what we want, priced around 100Gs is pretty exhausting. Everything is compromisable. But as noted, the plan is to produce mini - us's and do the whole shebang.
Here is our requirements:
Large yard (for my children and I to frolic in and plant gardens and maybe have chickies!)
3 Bed 1.5+ Bath (for us and the babies)
Garage (Kyle insists even though I think we can always build one if we need to)
Basement (because its un-taxed usable space)
Out of the place I call the "ghetto creep" AKA good neighborhood projected 20+ years (kids)
Good school district (kids again)

Not so bad, right? WRONG.
We have definitely found these houses, but the list continues with broken windows, heating systems from the 40's, tube and wire electrical systems, broken foundations, septic tanks, asbestos, lead paint, and duct cleaning from gobs and gobs of pet hair. Oh and auction houses... those are fun. Along with homepath homes and bank-owned.

...I just might lose my shit this year. I am hoping this year doesn't kill me between wedding stuff and a house. Nobody really tells you this all happens at the same time. I mean, unless you want to get married and live in your parents houses... Come on?
Come. The F. On.

And then we all know that once you get a house the kids just start going.

>awkward end<

Herb Terrarium

HELLO
For Christmas I got an herb garden terrarium starter kit... THANKS MOM! :)
(Find it here: http://www.dunecraft.com/products/herbgarden.htm )

So naturally, I will be making a come-back with the gardening shenanigans.

The kit included the following seeds:

1. Basil Seeds

2. Cilantro Seeds  (My favorite!)

3. Dill Seeds

4. Parsley Seeds

5. Sage Seeds (Aromatic! Mmm)

The kit included two soil pods that you add 4 cups of water to so they expand. Then you mix them up and add the white water retentive product. I was debating on doing this because I don't really know what the white stuff is made of or what it is besides its use.

This is the terrarium without the cover on. I put my little mushroom man I bought at the Renaissance Festival this past summer in it. The white things on the top are stones that came with the kit. The kit also had the herb labelers and the red plastic pot with a top for it.

 

I believe these seeds are conventional because there was no organic label on them.

The seeds are guaranteed to grow so this is also why I believe they are conventional. The seeds should start to sprout in a week or two.

 

 

In other news...

JOURNAL BOOKS

A few years ago, my friend Hillarie got me this cool book called "My Dysfunctions" by a company called KnockKnock. See http://www.knockknockstuff.com/catalog/categories/journals/my-dysfunctions-guided-journal/ to check it out.

I should have written in it ages ago, I just couldn't wrap my mind around it. I am using it as a journal for my thoughts, dysfunction or not - mainly things that I don't understand, dreams, and things that totally piss me off. I also noticed that every morning I wake up with a song in my head that plays over and over until... I don't really know... Something must bring my attention elsewhere. But I am keeping track of those songs in this book too. I think my dreams are in relation to the songs that I get stuck in my head. I am testing this hypothesis.

 

 

 

Also, Dev got me this cool book that sort of tests your creative mind and motivates you to create something new every day. Its for an entire year, so I plan on starting that in January, but I feel like it might take me more like two years to complete... This is the book: (the web address was toooooo long so click me) . Its called "A Daily Creativity Journal - 365 Make Something Every Day and Change Your Life" by Noah Scalin.

 

 

 

 

 

OK sooooo

until next time.

 

-D



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